| | At a party, an oily oik starts making unwelcome advances to your escort. How do you respond? |
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| | | Unsheath a lethal weapon and hack at the offender until only an arm is left |
| | | Give a short but persuasive speech telling your rival they will only be happy when at peace with themselves and the world around them |
| | | Say sternly: "I think you want to go outside", until they believe it too |
| | | Head for the punch bowl |
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| | In a sticky situation with no obvious way out, what do you do? |
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| | | Lash out with your light-sabre |
| | | Call the IT helpdesk |
| | | Call the A-team |
| | | Use the Force |
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| | What is the Force? |
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| | | Ze ordinal between sird and fifs |
| | | A mystical energy that flows between all things |
| | | A reality TV show about the Metropolitan police |
| | | A special band of Jedi charged with defending the galaxy |
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| | Luke is a Jedi knight. Obi Wan is a Jedi knight. Together they are ... |
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| | | Jedis knight |
| | | A proper shower |
| | | Jedi knights |
| | | Jedae knights |
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| | What happens once you start down the path of the Dark Side? |
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| | | "The Force in you becomes twisted like a Wookie's hair" |
| | | "Forever will it dominate your destiny" |
| | | "You've got to watch out for the left-hand turning near the Little Chef outside Kettering" |
| | | "You lose mobile coverage" |
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| | What is a light-sabre? |
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| | | A smaller version of a maxi-sabre |
| | | A very powerful torch. Such as you might use on the path to the Dark Side |
| | | A thinly-veiled phallic metaphor |
| | | A kind of laser sword used only by Jedi |
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| | Who are the Sith? |
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| | | Jedis two steps up from the Force |
| | | Evil Jedis, notorious for their use of an antiquated word for "since" |
| | | Evil Jedis |
| | | Cute but resourceful teddy bear creatures |
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| | Which of these is not a real Dark Lord of the Sith? |
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| | | Darth Brooks |
| | | Darth Sidious |
| | | Darth Maul |
| | | Darth Vader |
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| | What is the most accurate way of discerning whether the Force is strong in someone? |
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| | | Examine their mitochondria |
| | | Examine their midi-chlorians |
| | | Examine their Calvins |
| | | Examine their conscience |
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| | The Jedi utopia is ... |
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| | | A constitutional monarchy, with effective power in the hands of parliament, a bit like the Netherlands |
| | | An offshore tax haven with cool motorbike races, like the Isle of Man |
| | | A notionally parliamentary system with substantial powers for the head of the executive, a bit like the US |
| | | A notional republic with effective power in the hands of a theocratic "advisory council", a bit like Iran |
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